how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.
out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
|Society:||DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.|
|Asexual:||I don't like sex.|
|Society:||WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.|
|high school boy:||omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????|
|high school boy:||omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????|
|school administrator:||shit shit|
|high school boy:||bUT I HAEV NEECKAP|
|school administrator:||no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking|
|high school boy:||I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????|
|high school admin:||fuck shit shit no-|
|high school boy:||/explodes|
10 things that my fiancé has taught me.
1. Breathe, things will improve.
2. It’s okay to not always have a plan.
3. The world will keep spinning if you step off for a moment.
4. You don’t have to carry your troubles by yourself.
5. Loving someone is a blessing.
6. It’s possible to feel like you’re made of stars.
7. Forehead kisses are so loving.
8. You don’t always have to be in control of everything.
9. Hugs can calm you down instantly.
10. It’s not a weakness to let someone love you.
|me:||"can you help me on this homework problem"|
|parents:||"idk that shit its hard lmao"|